Vote McCain: but Hold Your Nose First

This election stinks! Sarah Palin may have fumigated the McCain ticket, but to get her, you still must support McCain. So, to VOTE McCain, just hold your nose first. We have the PERFECT device to help you with your STINKY choice. We don't discriminate: CONSERVATIVES, LIBERALS, RINOS, REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS, PUMAS are encouraged to use the official "Unifier" (pictured at top right). Forget wearing a tired old campaign button. Clip the "Unifier" anywhere on your clothing to show your dissatisfaction AND support at the same time!

See The Official "Unifier" in ACTION!

This Election Stinks

Warranty Information

Guaranteed to...

  • solve global warming
  • eliminate dependence on foreign oil
  • be environmentally safe
  • reduce carbon dioxide emissions
  • unite the conservative base

    • NOTE

    Warranty effective only if device applied correctly.

    WARNING!!!

    May inflate air pressure inside nose.